I Wanna Punch You In The Face

Oct 25

iPad: i wanna punch you in your flat-ass, touch-screen face for being some sort of technological “messiah” when really… the foresight was bullshit if it has to be propped up with a half-eaten cherry pie. CHERRY PIE PEOPLE. not even apple. wtf.

i mean, even the shitty HTC phones have kickstands. and everyone knows those are just t-mobile sidekicks for 2010.

way to be revolutionary.

full disclosure: i’m so jealous.

Jun 29

ugh.

you are just so…. horrible. *punch*

Jun 28

fuck this guy for being such a pretentious, indian-ingenuity-hating prick. and for writing this fucking god-awful, offensive, deprecating piece in TIME-fucking-MAGAZINE about edison, nj. more specifically, indians in edison.

go to hell, joel stein, you piece of shit douchebag asshole. right after i punch you in your fucking shnoz.

us edison-bred indians are so sorry that edison no longer houses memories of your fucking delinquent youth. i’d love to shove a spicy samosa covered in garam masala up your fucking pricky-dicky sphincter.

Jun 24

this is a real resume (name & contact info *cough* edited *cough*) received by a friend.

to the resume writer: i wanna punch you in your fuckin face, you goddamn waste of life. WHAT! I SAID THAT OUT LOUD?!

but seriously, guy, shit. SHIT!

[thanks mance]

i’m back, bitches.

shell, i wanna punch you in your brand-equity stealing, fat-japanese-kid-exploiting face. you’re still a piece of shit oil company, HOWEVER you slice it. (and fuck BP one more time for good measure.)

Jun 11

megan fox is fake. and she admits it! (while posing with mannequins)

i wanna punch her in the face.

wyndee-rynelle:

what-it-is-hoe:

djfuckinanime:

You Know The Ones You Do Alot For And Try To Open To Em’, But They Don’t Do The Same Even Though They See Your Really Trying And Instead Of Just Saying Lets Take It A Lil’ Slower Or We Just Don’t Need To Be Friends, They Just Continue To Treat You Like Shit……

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

YEA. let’s punch ‘em in the FACE. stupid motherfuckers.

this kid is a cunt. if i were her parent, i’d punch myself in the face.

oh my god. i wanna punch my fucking alarm clock in the face for FAILING to wake me up on time!

LATE LATE LATE!

Jun 10

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“AND I HATE MY PARENTS FOR SENDING ME MONEY FOR MY BIRTHDAY SO I COULD BUY DRUGS.”

via fuckyouverymuch (loooove them)

i hate YOU. and i wanna punch you in your doucheoisie, fauxhemian, rich-piece-of-shit-asshole FACE.

I Wanna Punch You In The Face

duck.