I Wanna Punch You In The Face

iPad: i wanna punch you in your flat-ass, touch-screen face for...

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 22:08:56 -0400

iPad: i wanna punch you in your flat-ass, touch-screen face for being some sort of technological “messiah” when really… the foresight was bullshit if it has to be propped up with a half-eaten cherry pie. CHERRY PIE PEOPLE. not even apple. wtf.

i mean, even the shitty HTC phones have kickstands. and everyone knows those are just t-mobile sidekicks for 2010.

way to be revolutionary.

full disclosure: i’m so jealous.

ugh. you are just so…. horrible. punch

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 14:52:02 -0400

ugh.

you are just so…. horrible. *punch*

fuck this guy for being such a pretentious,...

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 12:43:00 -0400

fuck this guy for being such a pretentious, indian-ingenuity-hating prick. and for writing this fucking god-awful, offensive, deprecating piece in TIME-fucking-MAGAZINE about edison, nj. more specifically, indians in edison.

go to hell, joel stein, you piece of shit douchebag asshole. right after i punch you in your fucking shnoz.

us edison-bred indians are so sorry that edison no longer houses memories of your fucking delinquent youth. i’d love to shove a spicy samosa covered in garam masala up your fucking pricky-dicky sphincter.

this is a real resume (name & contact info cough edited...

Thu, 24 Jun 2010 16:18:00 -0400

this is a real resume (name & contact info *cough* edited *cough*) received by a friend.

to the resume writer: i wanna punch you in your fuckin face, you goddamn waste of life. WHAT! I SAID THAT OUT LOUD?!

but seriously, guy, shit. SHIT!

[thanks mance]

i’m back, bitches. shell, i wanna punch you in your...

Thu, 24 Jun 2010 16:02:00 -0400

i’m back, bitches.

shell, i wanna punch you in your brand-equity stealing, fat-japanese-kid-exploiting face. you’re still a piece of shit oil company, HOWEVER you slice it. (and fuck BP one more time for good measure.)

megan fox is fake. and she admits it! (while posing with...

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 14:39:07 -0400

megan fox is fake. and she admits it! (while posing with mannequins)

i wanna punch her in the face.

wyndee-rynelle: what-it-is-hoe: djfuckinanime: You Know The Ones You Do Alot For And Try To Open...

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 14:32:00 -0400

wyndee-rynelle:

what-it-is-hoe:

djfuckinanime:

You Know The Ones You Do Alot For And Try To Open To Em’, But They Don’t Do The Same Even Though They See Your Really Trying And Instead Of Just Saying Lets Take It A Lil’ Slower Or We Just Don’t Need To Be Friends, They Just Continue To Treat You Like Shit……

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

YEA. let’s punch ‘em in the FACE. stupid motherfuckers.

this kid is a cunt. if i were her parent, i’d...

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 08:44:59 -0400

this kid is a cunt. if i were her parent, i’d punch myself in the face.

oh my god. i wanna punch my fucking alarm clock in the face for...

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 08:38:14 -0400

oh my god. i wanna punch my fucking alarm clock in the face for FAILING to wake me up on time!

LATE LATE LATE!

lookatthisfuckinghipster: “AND I HATE MY PARENTS FOR SENDING ME...

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 16:47:00 -0400

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“AND I HATE MY PARENTS FOR SENDING ME MONEY FOR MY BIRTHDAY SO I COULD BUY DRUGS.”

via fuckyouverymuch (loooove them)

i hate YOU. and i wanna punch you in your doucheoisie, fauxhemian, rich-piece-of-shit-asshole FACE.

this is the first “i wanna punch you in the face”...

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 12:39:38 -0400

this is the first “i wanna punch you in the face” special, in which we punch something other than a face.

i wanna punch nicki minaj’s camel toe back where it belongs.

[ht: the boy]

put your damn fists down, netanYAHOO. i’m boss-puncher...

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 12:34:57 -0400

put your damn fists down, netanYAHOO. i’m boss-puncher around these parts and i’m gonna punch you in the face!

[disclaimer: this is decidedly NOT anti-semitic. so shut up.]

oh boy. if this is true, i’ve got some seeeerrious...

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 12:08:33 -0400

oh boy. if this is true, i’ve got some seeeerrious punchin’ to do!

a swift one in each of sarah palin’s new tatties.

you wanna lift the moratorium on deepwater drilling, mary...

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 12:02:07 -0400

you wanna lift the moratorium on deepwater drilling, mary landrieu? that’s it!

YOU ARE GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE, YOU DUMB BROAD!

i wanna punch the anonymous commenter in the face. cuz he/she...

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 11:49:28 -0400

i wanna punch the anonymous commenter in the face. cuz he/she threatened to punch ME in the face.

I DO ALL THE PUNCHING, BITCH!

[stay tuned, i’ve got a good bunch-o-punches comin’ right up :)]

triangle below canal: i’m gonna punch you in the face for...

Wed, 09 Jun 2010 14:23:22 -0400

triangle below canal: i’m gonna punch you in the face for lacking decent lunch delivery options!

caguirre91: More bros. mirrored sunglasses? madras shorts?...

Wed, 09 Jun 2010 12:14:00 -0400

caguirre91:

More bros.

mirrored sunglasses? madras shorts? pink linen? a group of three boys, complete with the requisite fat kid? VEGAS IN THE BACKGROUND?!

definitely wanna punch them in the face.

probably the most highly trafficked transportation system in the...

Wed, 09 Jun 2010 11:42:23 -0400

probably the most highly trafficked transportation system in the country. and still so fucking unreliable.

i wanna punch you in the face.

think of it as my “theme song.”

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 16:21:00 -0400

think of it as my “theme song.”

i was wondering why this guy lumped her in with the...

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 15:47:00 -0400

i was wondering why this guy lumped her in with the “ragheads.” turns out, she’s a self-hating south asian who, like her contemporary bobby jindal (previously piyush jindal), changed her ENTIRE FUCKING name and erased her ENTIRE FUCKING IDENTITY so she could pose as a confederate-flag-waving, adultering, slutty tea-bag-receiving South Carolina Republican.

i’m embarassed of you, “Nikki Haley,” or whatever your damn name is (Nimrata Randhawa). you are the uncle ruckus of indians. and i’m going to punch you in your damn face.

oh also: no amount of Tea-Bagging is ever going to save you.

I Wanna Punch You In The Face

iPad: i wanna punch you in your flat-ass, touch-screen face for...

ugh. you are just so…. horrible. *punch*

fuck this guy for being such a pretentious,...

this is a real resume (name & contact info *cough* edited...

i’m back, bitches. shell, i wanna punch you in your...

megan fox is fake. and she admits it! (while posing with...

wyndee-rynelle: what-it-is-hoe: djfuckinanime: You Know The Ones You Do Alot For And Try To Open...

this kid is a cunt. if i were her parent, i’d...

oh my god. i wanna punch my fucking alarm clock in the face for...

lookatthisfuckinghipster: “AND I HATE MY PARENTS FOR SENDING ME...

this is the first “i wanna punch you in the face”...

put your damn fists down, netanYAHOO. i’m boss-puncher...

oh boy. if this is true, i’ve got some seeeerrious...

you wanna lift the moratorium on deepwater drilling, mary...

i wanna punch the anonymous commenter in the face. cuz he/she...

triangle below canal: i’m gonna punch you in the face for...

caguirre91: More bros. mirrored sunglasses? madras shorts?...

probably the most highly trafficked transportation system in the...

think of it as my “theme song.”

i was wondering why this guy lumped her in with the...

ugh. you are just so…. horrible. punch

this is a real resume (name & contact info cough edited...