I Wanna Punch You In The Face

ugh.

you are just so…. horrible. *punch*

this is a real resume (name & contact info *cough* edited *cough*) received by a friend.

to the resume writer: i wanna punch you in your fuckin face, you goddamn waste of life. WHAT! I SAID THAT OUT LOUD?!

but seriously, guy, shit. SHIT!

[thanks mance]

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“AND I HATE MY PARENTS FOR SENDING ME MONEY FOR MY BIRTHDAY SO I COULD BUY DRUGS.”

via fuckyouverymuch (loooove them)

i hate YOU. and i wanna punch you in your doucheoisie, fauxhemian, rich-piece-of-shit-asshole FACE.